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Jethro

Chief Security Officer, Barnyard Operations

Hired to be a livestock guardian donkey…. It remains to be seen if he is qualified, but he sure is adorable. His original resume says he use to work for the CIA but they won’t return our calls concerning employment verification, so we can neither confirm nor deny at this time. He does have a very specific set of skills and is very good at personal disarmament and negotiations.